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Making The Case For Adobe

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Mud Bricks like these in Palestine can easily be made by anyone and could be used to build a wall around Donald Trump.

People of the world have been building with mud bricks for thousands of years, so it’s only fitting that The Waller movement, a people’s movement, should use adobe, or mud brick.

Starting in ancient Mesopotamia, and continuing all over the modern world, mud brick is an affordable and readily available building material.

Mud bricks can be fired and structures can be reinforced with re-bar. Adobe is ideal for our purposes, with simple mud bricks that anyone can make with materials they already have, we will build a people’s wall around Donald Trump.

The simplest form for making our bricks will be a paper/cardboard half gallon milk or juice carton cut and folded inside out so the waxy outer surface is on the inside. That will make our our bricks 3 3/4″ x 3 3/4″ and 12 3/4″ wide.

On the practical side we won’t be able to wall in Trump for long, so no firing of bricks or reinforcing of the wall will be needed.

Adobe brick is “Of the People”, let the humble adobe brick be the symbol of our movement.

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Guys Build Wall Around Trump Tower – Hilarious Video

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A wall erected in front of Trump Towers to keep the assholes out

Setting a high bar for the Waller movement, performance artists Jason Selvig and Davram Stiefler, showed up at Trump Towers to build a wall after they had reports that, “a lot of assholes are coming out of this building.”

These are the same two guys who made video of themselves getting kicked out of a Trump rally  after acting like they were super fans at first who become bored with Trump telling them racist things they already agree with.

The actors, in orange vests and hard hats, stand in front of Trump Towers, saying to the camera, “A complete and total shutdown.” To the doorman, “It’s going to keep the assholes out, because one came out and then he ran for president. “

In the two minute plus video of the wall building, there are more priceless exchanges, one annoyed looking man is told, “We’re building a wall here, we need someone to pay for it, we need a hundred million dollars.”

This is how it’s done Wallarous – The Waller movement needs to take inspiration from these brilliant performance artists and build symbolic walls around Trump wherever he shows up to next.

International Bids Pour In As Competition Heats Up

A flood of bids have already come in to the headquarters of Wall Around Trump Coalition of Hispanics, located in Littleton Colorado. WATCH Spokesperson Randall Rexon said the top bidders so far are from Dubai and Mexico City.

Rexon told an assembly of press, “Both the Mexican and Dubai firms are award winning with shining track records, the bids come in at 1.4 and 1.8 million respectively.”

The Dubai firm has an amazing video showcasing the speed with which they can build structures, see below.

For owner of Los Griegos Architects in Mexico City, being considered for the contract is a matter of personal and national pride. “The U.S. took the lead in the Waller movement, but it should be a Mexican team who builds the wall around Trump, or a least a Mexican company should be the leader in the construction project,” owner Javier Griego said.

Other Notable bids were put in by the Chinese firm Modern Skye and German architects Bösenfard.

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What Will It Cost?

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It would cost less than $15,000 to build a wall around Donald Trump using adobe bricks.

From humble  southwestern adobe, to high tech ceramic bricks made in Japan, estimates of the cost to build a wall around Donald Trump vary wildly.

One plan submitted for a 25 foot diameter circular wall made of adobe comes in at less than $15,000;  A 5,000 square foot concrete and re-bar structure will cost 2.4 million dollars; A walled enclosure made of special bomb and bullet proof ceramic bricks, will cost nearly 30 million USD.

It’s doubtful that Wallarous, as they call themselves, will want to punish The Donald so severely by putting him in the adobe enclosure, nor are they likely to spring for the deluxe wall at 30 million.

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Looking like glass, these special bullet and bomb proof ceramic bricks cost $1,500 each.

Bob Harrels, lead engineer at Cohen Construction in Denver, Colorado, touts the strength and cost benefits of a steel reinforced concrete wall. “It’s the best for your money, most humane for everybody.”

Ultimately it depends on the fundraising ability of the burgeoning Wallarou movement and their determination. However they choose to build their wall, it will be interesting times to see.